Ooh Good Morning Pretty Man

mi, I woke up at five something. So it wasn't acceptable mi go up u zeet? Dat a y mi listn music n look pretty man inna mi bed uzimi? then mi pee n wish seh mi period did dne. Mi feel seh it gone, but mi affi showa back to reach Ella still u zeet. So mi go n boul mi coffee still. Frm dem time deh I zeeh is dishes fi gwaan eeh. So mi prepare di coffe n tek di almond milk frm da fridge. I love Shokryme, cah Im a mi u kno.. However a Tommy Lee stay like me, but I am Vybz Kartel, in reality uzimi? Eeh.

See InI did live a year in Jamaica so mi no too too fraid a mess. I mean Albert Town we did deh last tyme n I no ave ntn fi a month. Mi neva did had elictricity n water. But I had a pretty pretty man n him children u kno. So ofcourse mi did stay! I mean Albert town exist up in di clouds, it remind mi of Nine Mile. Da best time was when mi wake up in di night, early morning. Caah then mi cld walk pan di rd n no traffic did deh. Eeh. So everybody else did sleep zeen. So man neva trouble mi tho. Anyway 99% a di Jaman no trouble mi still. U kno dem all nice. How ever mi did deh wid Matthew enuh, so mi neva dis kno oo fi respand. I mean u no dun kno mi luv dem baad, so mi had fi tink bout when mi responded. I mean if a ugly Jamaican mi no ave a problem fi say no. Like dat man weh tap im car, during da evening, when I jus gone out fi but sittin. Mi maan yaad did right pan di nex side a di rd. So Ella could neva crazy tho? I mean im did tell mi fi come inna im car yeah, so I did consider it yes. But then mi pree n see seh, oh Addi is lock up, so I cyaa go inna police man private vehacle thoe. Plus li did ere seh in Jamaica dem ave bad ppl also. Cah in dat town deh dem country ppl, so dem neva too right u kno. Eeh so mi tell im no n gone home to mi pretty house with ko nothing. Then one morning when a did too tiad fi deh inna bed, Mi go pan di rd yeah. It was lovely caah di day just start, so di temperature did nice. It was a misty morning, up in da hills, like Bob Marley a sing bout u zeet. Suh mi did criss. Walk down da hill n then two youths did past me. N u no dun kno I love dem so. A so Vybz Kartel say too.. Yea plus da yute weh chat to did pretty bad. I mean e did a skinny Jamaican so im ave da right flabour also. E start chat to me yeah. N through mi respand ti im in Patwa him did kno seh oh she nice... But mi did deah breed fi mi man enuh. So mi tell im no, n walk back home. I would ave gwaan mad n ting if mi did mi normal Ella u kno, but mi did normal Eleonor. So she gone back a sleep. Mi cyaa badda stand up fi long cah da society mi inna did lock mi up fi ears enuh. Dat a y mi body loose im musscle enuh. So mi can only manage fi do wah mi affi do. N Adidja Palmer, mi love you baafd. A u saved mi life many many time I swear. A nuff time so mi no kno weh fi start n through I waah li coffee mi a gwaan Vybe, but a u gi mi Vybz to enuh. I swear to God I love you, like long time. Frm 09 mi listen to u n frm 10 mi wld dead fi u u kno. Pan dem level it deh. A Navino ❤

Still no see a my Island? Wah mi fi do to prove it again. Hmm drink mi coffee n dne a dat fi gwaan.

Mi no find a picture of Matthew yet caah mi tek dem 2022 with a nex phone enuh. So da pic ya vome from Cherry Gardens 2010. Ee. Dat day was nice cah mi live in Havendale yea. Then mi lay inna bed a blaze yea,. Ohh no I was in Spanishtown n di year did 2010 mi feel. Eeh deh pan di endz a blaze wid mi bredrin like always yeah. Bushweed most days u kno. But dis ya day it was Highgrade yea. So afta a while mi realize seh mi fi go to mi frien in Kingston. U kno e did nice to but im neva bun, so mi no lyke im too much still. Him say him ago bring mi to abparty yea. So I say but mi no ave no clothes. Did inna mu badman suit n him wanted mi to go uptown enuh. So he gave me his tshirt n said u fine. Come now. So I smoke one n we go. Memba I never been in acherry Gardens b4 n mi come frm di garrison settings. So I walk in da house deh. They had a beautiful pool inside dem house. Memba mi did frass. Hehehe. So I say one or two word n tek sittin fi nyaam yea. But then mi realize a mad dem wah mi crazy. So mi walk out to dem yaad fi blaze again :D. Ove desso mi finally did meat a normal man. So we blaze n chat bout reality. A so I tek cab back a Havendale uzimi :D I can not stay uptown because I don't feel comfortable desso. I mean I could be polite n I could do anything, if I feel like it. But the problem with Babylon is dem no gi mi Vybz. As a matter of fact dem tek dem n put im inna prison u zeet?

See I need to finish my coffee and get the right amounth of nicotine, before I could leave my bed. Today I can't vybz all day, because I have to do the dishes, pick up my clothes, through away my trash n good. U zeet? I can not put on Youtube because then I will get stuck listening to pretty man, all day uzimi? So yes it will be some boring tines also. But as I said I'm Sinderella also, so nothing is a problem fi mi still. Mi waah music cah di coffee too warm. Oh today di sun ago shine, mi see. So I will get mi energy. Mi nah badda gwaan widout Vybz uzimi? A di Donia :D. U no dun kno David a real elefant criss mi no love him voice u zeet. I well can dance u kno. But mi nah dweet cah mi no go pan no club. Cyaa do dat cah is bad loud music a play. Plus every man a look mi n mi cyaa badda wid u kno. But mi can wine from a so mi dnce if a normal Eleonor. However Ella a badman so a she in charge. Mi cyaa badda wid gyal voice cah dem soun bad enuh. Speak as if dem tek speed r sittin. Mi blaze mi blaze but now is forced to eat Lithium every day. Dat a y mi soo tiad all da wile. Mi no love Dancehall. Gyal ting. Mi love Dancehall badman ting. I mean I could stop eat the Lithium frm dem done tek mi blood n see seh mi deh pan enuh. I jus affi eat dem when dem aks fi mi blood again.A bagga fuckry ppl dem deh man. Cah a mi did forced to say yes Lithium work good on mi. But now mi find out seh a it make mi tiad. They say no, but I know it so how mi fi cyare wah dem a chat seh? U kno is my life so who dem be fi tell mi waah gwaan? It is not acceptable ova yasso fi be badman r Ella. So I affi move hone thie?

See that man deh im a pretty man u zeet. Well to the rest of you: Eminem Slim Shady I have loved since I was a teenager, all before mi go a Jamaica uzimi. Mi badman ste888, frm teenager. See mi pree. I like this artist. I love when Jamaican man call me browning. Because when I live in Jamaica my skin become brown. So mi vex when da country bwoy dem see mi from far n a seh whitey. As if I would be white. As if I would call dem black?! Jamaican man is brown, like me. Only a few Jamaican is black u see da pree? Oh Gosh mi coffee cold once again. I'm always to buissy to drink it. U zeet.Just now I spoke to somebody that said his name was Christofer Maurice Brown, but talking to him I knew he was an imposter. As if I wouldn't know my man? He told me that many many men are trying to be him. They write plenty of Chris Brown fans. Why I don't know. Since only a pussy would pretend to be something that they are not. The real Chris Brown has proven to me that he is the real Chris Brown uzimi? And his team has tried ti take away the fake accounts, many times. But they always come back. This world is full of crazy retarded people, so we just wont get ridd of them. But non of that matter, because I'm married to the King already. So gwaan pretend and see how far that can take you. I would advice you to get a real life still. See my next husband deh. We chat and talk every day. So I know Jason and I love him, to the entire universe and back izimi.

I can prove everything I'm saying. But both Chris and Jason is sleeping. So I don't want to wake them up. I would like to sleep to, but today is which day again? Oh you call it Monday. That mean that I have to do absolutely nothing. So I could vybz all day. But I might as well clean my place, since di man dem a sleep u zeet. InI can not do anything without Vybz Kartel still. So mi fi put Youtube on mi tv u zeet. Mi can show u when mi a clean since u no ave a life n would watch mi u zeet. Mmm but the shower feel nice, so if I put on the tv loud I could have Vybz in the shower with me u zeet :D. God it feel good to be Black. But mi need another nicotine a dat mi see. Oh u want me to read you Vyba Kartel book Voice of the Jamaican Ghetto? I could do that too, but it is a long book. But mi no buisness. As a matter of fact I think it would be good to educate u clueless ppl. Zeen. A jus music mi need what mi nonkno ago see. Jah RastafarI. Shookryme Seysoh have the most beautiful voice on this world still uzimi. So Kartel u ago affi take him frm Donia. Cah mi no deh wid J.O.P u zeet. Gaza mi seh :D. No war dem no war dem cah Donia did gi li vybe sometime same way. Plus im is kinda fine enuh. So take im too. Cah pan di Gaza everything fi deh tho. Mi memba when Setsoh did deah Big Yard, him pretty too. What a perfect little boy :D A him mi luv enuh.Di man grown up now u zeet? It is not my fault that Jamaica is too Hot, for me to wear normal clothes. I mean if I walk around deh, it is soo warm that I even thought about if . I could remove my skin u zeet :'). Honestly speaking. Now I'm hundry and I don't want more coffee, so I will listen some songs n gwaan do mi ting dem uzimi? I can't sing along yet, from mi no wake up yet uzimi? N I can rap n everything but first mi did said I was gonna rap Tupac. But see everything disturb me. I'm not easily offended but I'm disturbed by everything I dont like, all the time. Since I think too much. That is why I need Marijuana, to slow my thoughts down. But they made real medicin illegal and sell the drugs they made to get a profit from it uzimi? But what would I know? me that has taken every substance on this planet. Me that don't trust lies. Me that see through their fake fasade. I mean, they didn't listen when the wisest man on earth told them the truth. So why would they hear mi a chat seh? KSMT. We are waay smarter than them, so they don't understand we a chat seh. So I vould say it in English, so they might understand? I know every word Bob Marley spoke because I have it in my heart. So he said: Herbs are good for everything. Why do these people, who claim that they want to do so much good. Why they say, that you must not use the Herbs? No you musent use it, because it makes you rebell. Rebell against what? Against men who only crave, because they crave everything. That video was shot in New Zealand. But no I don't know Bob Marley way better than you do? I have lived with Bob Marley every day for the last twenty years. So I know my man. He is the reason that I went to Jamaica in the first place and married a Jamaican. My life circles around my island. But continue to feed me with your factory made drugs. Because I know the truth, I've seen it. So it no matter what you do. I don't care about anything that you are saying. Because you don't even know what you are talking about. Marijuana is not bad. Marijuana is a plant God put on King Solomons grave, in order to honor him. Marijuana is real medicin, that every person need to live a healthy life. I haven't smoked since one time in June 2022, so it's not like I'm still affected by it now, in February 2024. But I still see the truth and that is that yall a bagga pussyholes. You fight against everything, so you will never find true hapiness. Reality is what bring you life. Marijuana makes your poluted mind, see reality for what it is. But since it is illegal in Sweden I wont smoke it. They even check my blood every 3 months to see if I eat their "medicin" or not. That means that I would have to not use Marijuana 24 hours before they ckeck my blood. If I don't wish to get caught. Zeen. But mi nah do a ting, since di lock up n drugs dem give mi make me too tiad fi stand up. So mi a write dem a mail now zeen. Had fi not qarell dem, fi get releazed u zeet?

Yea, the more you smoke Marijuana. The mire intelligent you become. But they will never understand that, since their brain is working too slow. Uzimi? Every time I hear a car outside I'm thinking to myself if it is a police car or not. They, my family have called them so many times before. They have done that because they think that I'm doing drugs, is sick and need to be locked up :/.. Since they don't use their brains to think with. So I had to move to another town in Sweden. In order to be left alone. So everything was perfect and good untill I gave birth. Because as I showed it online, on this blog. Somebody called and rapported a worry, to the welfare people dem. So they locked me and Emanuella, God with us, up. We was there, in Hell for 3 months. Untill one day they had come up with so many lies, so they legally could steal my baby from me. She is still captured by them, to this day. And in 11 days, she will turn one.But since I'm speaking the truth online. Them that call themself my family, called the hospital to get me locked up again. Over there they force fed me and gave me alot of drugs every day. But they saw and herd that I wasn't sick. But they kept me there some days, to do their job (and get salary) I can't understand how it exist idiots that don't understand the reality, they are living in? I could write forever, ever heard about the bible? But no you can't think so you would actually prefere to read a book that tells you absolutely nothing. You watch your tv with programs for the fools, without seeing how they constructed your life. So that you could be one of their slaves? God damn it, how stupid can you become? It is money that are controlling this world, nor God or sense. Still you are to stupid to understand the truth. You need real medicin and it spells MARIJUANA. Why do you think that the government made a plant illegal? It wasn't to help you, but to school you with their made up lies. Darwin etc. Has almost destroyed the entire world. I am schooled and smart, so I go with nature. Which is God. Now my phone needs more battery, so I'll charge it and listen to Vybz Kartel ♥. I love my life :D. If I could kiss him I would and me a do that afta mi fone showa izimi? Haha thousands of us are singing the truth. But you are to foolish to understand what we are saying uzimi?