I reality is surreal

I promise and swear, to the creator. I just spoke to Seysoh Shokryme and it was nice, like always. When we speak. I was laying down, on my soft bed. With my eyes closed. I relaxed completely, so my consiousness, existed in outer space. And I was having a conversation, with some man. Then I saw a text message, from Shookryme. I saw it clearly, so I was like oh I can't bother turn around. To look what he said on Whatsapp. So I lay down, relaxing even more. Memba dis is my man mi a talk seh, so he would wait, untill I decide to answer him. Anyway, then my phone rings and ofcourse it was Jason. He sound just like Shokryme when he is talking, so every werd he is saying. Is sweet music, to my ears :).. Yea we had a long conversation. 18 minutes and six seconds, to be more exact. I told him what Criss told me etc etc. You know Shokryme is my bredda and husband, so nothing that happends to me. He must find out, because you can not have a man. You keep secrets from. And oh, he was asleep right before he called me. So we where in the same space, mentally. But no, your school never told you that. So it can't be? I can't wait untill Criss wakes up, time soon 9. Weh him deh. Good u slept this long Jason. I love I and I. Build. Good night now, wanna sleep some more.. I am dreaming, all when I'm awake. See I don't have to talk Patois, I choose to speak Patwa. Because it is the best language to describe my thoughts. Jamaican man good and wonderful, in every possible way. A mi fi tell you? Listen to them. Untill you understand their language. Now the Jamaican government is a bagga pussyholes. So they actually teach out English, in their schools. And the poor Jamaicans, who live below poverty line. Still have to attend :/. It is not free, the students have to pay the government workers! The food is not free. In Sweden everybody have to go to school from 6 to 19 years, depending on when your birthday is. The books and food is free. Over here you actually get paid, when you go to school. So it's all good. The problem with is, what we have to study. Everybody read the same thing from elementary to highschool. Same subjects. Then when you are 16 you have to choose which program to choose. I took Society International politics and economics. I liked that better. Because I loved to read Marceting and Buisnesseconomics. I loved Filosofy and Psycology, the most. Zimi? But as I graduated I was killed, so I am not allowed to get a job. See that white dude got murdered by someone, then the police took their chance to lock up Haval. Because Haval was doing Gangster music, that plenty people liked. Just like how the police in Jamaica, locked up Vybz Kartel. Because they didn't like what he said. When are you going to wake up and realize that you are living in a wicked society? This is not reality, we are forced to live in. This is mental slavery. Believe me, they are planning how to get me locked up now. I can sense it. But I'm not partaking in any fuckery, so they have a hard time.
That look soo good. Love the green colour on the wall. Because green is life. And black is its opposite. I wanna rest/sleep some more, because now I drank one more coffee Zeen. This is Patois.. I will talk it too, I just have to wake up first. Haha some people actually believe that somebody who smoked weed, would ever commut a crime. A bare unaware fools! I have been with a man that beat me, for several years. However, every time he smoked weed, he just kissed and hugged me. You don't have any idea about how reality stay. You believe this, you believe that. But I know, everything I'm talking about. It makes absolutely no sense to talk, without saying anything. So make mi drink some juice and leave mi bed nuh. I should shower, to become warm and wash away the discusting chemIcals, they put in my body. Then I will read Chris Brown a story and sing a song to him, Seysoh and the other real man. U zeet.
The best best best. Need more fi drink but u see Ryan. He jus ave mi Vybee every time.. (if him no chat to slow girl)
So Jah kno Y my blog got 24,7 thousand pageviews? Mi jus a say what I want to say. I don't write to anyone else than myself. It is kinda rude to go and read someone elses blog. Especially after I told you to stop reading it, several times. I know that I am interesting. I know that I am pretty and I know that I can do anything better, than anyone of you can. That is the reason that I don't really do anything. One reason for it anyway. I will not do anything, if I don't have the Vybz. Zeen. Right now my hair is went and I'm laying in bed breathing. But since I promised Chris Brown and Seysoh Shookryme that I would do something for them. I have to go and dweet. After I get Vybz, because nothing can happened without Vybz Kartel uzimi? You just have to ignore the girls and their stupid style. Females have no idea how to live a life. They are a stupid product created by stupid man. Like who the fuck would dress, to look good for any other human? Now it is dark outside, so I can walk out with my trash. I just have to wait some more hours untill they all went to bed. I really really really don't wish to see another person. No. I have a tv to watch pretty man. And a phone, so I could carry Youtube to bed :D. Also.. See people are just a waste of space and chat bare fuckry. Shokryme and Criss, know how to speak. So I don't have a problem with them. Yes I. But I have to hear the right tune with Vybz Kartel, otherwise it nah wrk. To leave my bed.. I'm ready I'm ready baby :D I love you but dem no kno what is badmind. Mi fi tell dem sometime. But babes mi luv u baad, everytime u zeet. Mi did prove it tho..
Paain inna mi bloodclaat head. I need tea and an apple. Mi no luv food, a waste of space n time zeen. Now this bredda here, have my heart already. There is no other man that I love like him. U zeet? He is just 40 years old and I feel like I have known him forever :). Once again, it feels kind of good to go to bed with Chris Brown and Seysoh, every day :). Plus they have the same time. I'm 6 hours before them.. Thank you baby. U no dun kno u look a million times better wid no clothes ;*.. On wednesday a movie about Bob Marley will play at the movies. One Love. I'll probably go and see it. If I eat. Ate an apple soon..
Dinner is served and I never tasted anything better than these dates with peach :D Addi u no dun kno oo it stay? One love till tomorrow n all da nex day izimi? You know why I can't get a baby, with Vybz Kartel? Because that child would be tall like a gigant. Because that is in both of our genes.. Nefilim. I head a hurt me so mi ago sleep now. At 8pm zeen. In 30 minutes still. Now mi jus deah feel da vybe..

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