OMH I just woke up!

That was very unfortunate, because Vybz Kartel, just told me how he was going to make me hear, his song, he was going to make me hear all night! I mean, he had Addi voice, so he spoke Patois. Beautiful Jamaican words, just for me... The man, my Don has been incarserated for many many years. So I got so happy to see him.. He was in all gray walls. So it was a nice dream, zeen. Soo mad/sad that I woke up! Uzimi? Gosh, today I will sing to badman, that I love. So I will not fake it. You could listen to the man in the meanwhile, Caah Addi a di king, a wah do import me? I love you Adidjah. Why you think that the government framed him and locked him up? Because he was telling the truth. Just like how Babylon has locked me up, because I helped poor people, in my town. See they didn't want that, because it is basically illegal to be homeless. So they told me to leave "the junkies". Mi a born Jamaican, thanks to Vybz Kartel, Bob Marley, Damian and weed. Zeen? I love you Sheldon. I deven think I own a skirt. Because Babylon and it's rolemodels. Do not interest me. Mi a bad Rasta, that love badman.How in this world could I ever wear something revealing and disgusting? No, I don't lack any selfesteem. That means that I will not dress like a slut zeen. I am the only woman that know how to dress, because I do it Little Big Planet style. Or as your friend say, like Picasso. Uzimi? Mi nah play, mi a badman. You have to listen to Vybz Kartel, a dat mi hear.  I'll help you: GAZA to death, I'm seriouse. But J.O.P good too, this song also. But seriously Jason a di cutest man I ever seen zeen.. Sheldon I was with another Sheldon in Portmore 2011 I think. Dida blaze a im yaad zeen. From deh time deh mi wanted vybz, so I put on a song n a u sing it. But mi no memba di name, jus da lyric, so mi cyaa find it back. It goes, I'll jus put her pan di bed. Make she ball n beg. Gyal u can fuk bruk of mi buddy head. Sittin bout a sheatspread? I don't remember. But I remember that was a nice night, did bleach all night. Till a morning n him drove me back to Havendale where I had my base two months zeen. Wrong song but mi no find it yet It is not my fault that I love Niggers, because white men has beaten me all my life. And it wasn't my daddy, he would never hit me, because he loves me. Unlike the rest of them. Some time ago, a Swedish man asked me if I didn't think it was time for me to leave the blackman. So I told him; no sah. Oooh I found the best somg ever, I had fogotten it :/.. Empty emptt I love this song... U zeet :D I love Chris the most. He made me cry tonight, yesterday it was Adidjah Palmer. I don't cry because I am sad, I cry because man are so beautiful, uzimi? Can't wait to wake up to another day, because I have me. That is life, u zeet? Thank you, I never wanna see another dick neither. Baby (L). He is just 33, so I call him my baby, because he is my Hero, just like he says. I here by, crown Jason as the sweetest Wordboss, u zeeeet? The sweetest man ever and he is just as tall as me.. 74 kilos and I weigh like 65, don't count.. Wah Gwaan mi prettiest Don? Woke up yet? Now I'll sleep because tomorrow I will go to the gym. So I will need to drink my Hempprotein zeen. But later lata. I will listen to the best music in public, I swear. My everything. I liked to go for the drugaddics same way. Because I see greatness, not trash. Public man. You are a great man, you know that? Good night, talk to you in the morning u zeet? Hahaha, my next dream was with Aidonia, but that I can not share. Because he is friends with my boo. But it was all very funny and bad. Haha. We spoke Patois, to eachother. So you know it can't be good. We was sitting pan him endz batteling. Then he told me that er had to go in, because somebody could see us. So I went inside and called Jason :D. Haha Digicel. It is not my fault, that I have dreams. No. I think that you all need to listen to Vybz Kartel, because he describes the situation they are living in Jamaica the best. Me, I'll just sleep, so please make my next dream be with Jason. Or I could write him on Whatsapp no problem.

Why do I have to prove that what I'm saying is true? I need some dark chokolate, because my belly is stinging, because I'm ovulating. Get a life. Stop reading my blog, because I don't create it for you. I am not English speaking or Swedish. The only problem with that is that the Swedes don't understand what I'm saying. So it's not like I could tell them anything, because they still wouldn't understand what I an saying. I have studied, all my life. So your 9 years in school, will not help you. R u no zeet? Badman song mi a sing. I just need to wake up first, that means that I woud have to go back to sleep. 2Pac make me wake up so I better shut it of. One hour till I have to wake up

The chokolate is done, so I will have to eat. Hmm. For that I need music. The problem with that is that I probably left the charger in the livingroom. Mi nah ho up, because I'm under the quilt already uzimi? See I, actually chatted to an old friend of mine yesterday. He reminds me of Eminem so much. I think it's something in his eyes. But he is on Methadone right now so I told him to stop it and promised that life gets so much better without drugs. And your in the same situation, so maby you can go and live with him? He also rapps, he once told me. And he have a twin, but they are young gypsies... In my third dream, Cris Brown spoke to me. He asked me a bagga questions... So I answered him in real life. I am not lying:

This whole thing, IS, very surreal.

I mean it is less than a chance in a million that this would happened to me. It is one chance in nine 9 Billion. And at the same time I have a relationship with my other Idol! Now that chance there can not even exist..

And I tell the truth every time, even when the hospital and police locked me up. Simply because I had dreadlocks. I swear to God. That reminds me of this next story I have to tell, but no, now I have to deink Hempprotein and go to school. It is way to uninteresring for me, but I'll use their gym. Oh then I could eat one egg also, because I would need some carbs. But McDonalds is just beside the school. Too bad I have no money. Because I gave it all away. I have bagga food and an apartment, internet and music. So what more should I need? Selfish people. Give your everything to God and he will give you everything back. You just have to trust him and prove that you don't live for Babylon. Simple. I don't want to go to school. Or to the gym, because I am tierd. Just slept maby 7 hours tonight, I have no idea, since I don't run pan scedual. Today mi ago sing to mi badman . I just want two pieces of dark chokolate first. Healthy and tasty. But you'll rather stuff your body with sugar, looking like a Marsmello. So gwaan nuh. Now this girl can sing. She a real woman. I love her, but she is unfortunately dead. That's a shame, since she was the only woman artist that I like. Don't make me talk about the rest of them, because I can go ugly zeen. Love you 2. Haha I just saw a cat, that where copying and making fun of a human.

I love this man.

I will not leave my bed before I've drank some coffee and Kvarg taste nice, It's like milk r wippedcream that have been treated, to contain much protein. Start in 6 minutes so I better text them and tell them that mi no badda waah come... Mi deah mi deh.. Piano great. I love you. It's quite funny, how you say you have a Bermuda Triangle. Because me, Cris and Jason. Make a bigger triangle :). Charging my phone that is why it's taking me so long.

Tierd still, and I saw myself in the mirrow and I'm dark under my eyes, so I should sleep. It is not fault thst I have to wake up and pee, after every dream. Now I can say that I have the best dreams, in this world also. Because How likely is it that you have 3 separate dreams with 3 separate idols? It's unlikely, but I am not crazy. I do not use drugs and I do not drink slcohol. But hey I have music and Nicotine, that is my deug. That work best on me. Because have me dreaming like crazy. Both when I'm awake, falling asleep and dreaming. Try to become cooler than me. You will work in vain, but try it. ******* ***** ****** ** *****. I live in a lullaby, because I sing in a lullaby u zeet?All praises to the most high God. I have more inportant things to do than going to kindergarden, but you don't. That I obviouse, because I see that you are continuing to read my blog. All thoe I never even invited you to read it. I can see which country you are from, reading my blog. So stop reading it youself or I will block you from it. Simple. Good night, now I ate my Kvarg and drank my coffee, so now I would want some nicotine. To sleep with :D. Because food just make me very tierd.. I need to wake up and go to the Chile yute, because he sell micotine u zeet.. One last song. Thank you Marshall, I wouldn't have survived my teenage years without you. I will you you what a psyco I actually am, later.Now I'll sleep. EEEE mi. Slim Lady that did turn out to Slum Lady so see who is real. Unfortunately, they are all fake. A pretender dem. But if I don't stop singing I will not fall asleep, so bye bye Rhyme. So the last man I dreamt about was my highschool friend Jeffrey. He comes from Kongo. Haha we was with my old best friend also, because she was together with him for a while. Me however, that always is the funny one. Or mostly if I feel the right vybz. I took of my black strawberry socks (that I actually bought for him in the first place, when he was living with me for some weeks. U zeet. So he put on the socks and looked so pretty :D. Thats why I bought dem. Yea what ever, I just woke up and I wish to have some tea, I think. Lets see what Eleonor picks. If I know we right we will go boil some water and go lay down on the coutch :).. And when the right amount of air entered my lungs. InI a watch Youtube :D. My youtube is great, because it only play great songs. I know that your don't, because you listen to shitty music. That do not sound good. Over half of Youtube is filled with silly, horrible songs. Only me know how great music sounds. And it is called Shookryme.. Chris Brown is good, yes, but he sing too much RNB.. That would have been ok, if Beyonce wouldn't have destroyed my wish to listen to it. Well I can't blame it all on her, because every girl and most hiphop artist contributed to that fact also.. So I think that it is time for some real man to shine.Now this is a real man and artist. I swear, he is better than Shakespear. But mr. Picasso is still the worldboss, u hear? Baby you.. I hear them talking but I don't listen to everything. How cute :). Tomorow I could do it dweet... Wanna sleep again. Because when you just eat breafast

Mmmmm :) Nice lunch :) Haha Chris Brown became a woman and I don't par wid dem. You know I have so much to say, but I want to eat my perfect lunch now.

Those dates taste WONDERFUL.. The pear was perfect. Oh avokado you say. n I love banana. Tou see the vitamins I'll just eat because I don't eat food nowdays. It is Omega3 also.. And Dvitamin because I don't go out be in the sun. Black people actually needs to eat Dvitamin if they live in a country with little sun, Because those weak sunlight beams can not penetrate their black skin. That is the reason that those whoblive closest to the sun become more brown, than those further away.