Hahaha Em, you are funnie

but we done live in the same world again. Or should I have to say mindset? You don't know me and have never met anybody like me before. I promise. It's almost like I'm the oposite of every body else... See I am not the slightesr interested in any type of fame. I do not want any type of possesion neither. Well a bed and a coutch is nice to have. And the tv is good to listen to music on. Most of my furniture in my home, is a gift from somebody else. I am completely perfect, just the way I am, I don't need no nothing. Wantee wanti, cyaa getti. Getti getti no wantee. I tell people to stop reading my blog all the time and I don't make videos for anybody elses sake, than mine. However, retarded people will not stop looking on somebody else. So I realized that it would be a hood thing, if I spread realness and good music. Because 50% of what is on youtube sound like shit. 90% of the women on Youtube look like shit. So I figured it would be better if I showed them how a real woman acts. Listen I would mever ever try to be pretty and sexy, because that is a really retarded wish. Look at me look at me and when I do that I see absolutely nothing, than a sad little insecure girl. Mi deven like to use English, but I did it just so you should could understand what I am saying. The language above all languages, spells Patois. And us real people speak it. Bob Marley spoke way to much English in public. But I understand that he wanted to be understood. They shot at him you know. They killed him. I think he was just 36, 1981. But I haven't really counted, because I was bad at maths. Language a my ting. I don't need no fucking ring and mi nah follow no man. U maad? See 2004 I met God, told about it years ago on Youtube. Because God told me I had to return to earth and help him fix everything. So a dat mi deh pan, believe it or not. I enjoy watching myself, I told Cris yesterday that I was laughing untill I cried after watching myself. That is true and it's not my fucking fault that I am more funny than any one else I've met. I'm like Homer Simson with the body of a cat. A dat. Watch nuh:

I could watch myself forever because I'm fun and beautiful. So what else could I need? Aks mi a aks. Sure you could do your thing and Snoop n Pac also. But I really want to show my Jamaican man. Because they are truly perfect. When I was a mi yaad 2008, I realized that I had to do something for them. Because we was sitting pan di endz every day, in the burning sun. We had very little money, but we could get weed. We had so much fun and unfortunately Youtube deleted the video of us talking. Buffy was so passionate, when he told bout the shots that fired the night before.. He said; a bare knockings, really exited. And Buffy is my cousin, so ofcourse I wanna share it. I love him. The video on us from last time in Jamaica, is really short and you can't hear what's being said really. I love Buffy, because he brought grades from KGN 2008 or 7... He is my best friend. However I know how much they are suffering, sometimes they don't even eat in three days. My year in Jamaica has shown me, how nigg of a pussie people in the industrialized world is. I was pregnant, that's why I was so fat. I have lived in that house there, on Havendaleclose in Spain for like 6 months. I had so much fun there. Big up Cleon, Keron, Buffy, Bazzle, Richard, Demar n Kemo. But what would you know about a Slim Lady? They are also very much more intelligent than you people. They come up with new things every day. Because of the weed and thatvthey don't eat. What you want me to lie? You all are beung brainwashed every day. That is why I don't watch tv or read books. Plus it is hell of alot better to record yourself than doing nothing. I can not walk outside, because I don't like the people I don't know. And nobody don't know me, so what should I talk to them for? All I can hear is bla bla bla This video have to be the funniest I have watched. Because Eleonor really don't care about what others think about her. I really felt the song enuh. Plus it is the best song ever created so. I know the first part, but the last is crazy. So I looked crazy . A so minlikebit. I have always been the one making my friends laugh. It is too boring to play any other part. It was as a teenager when I started to listen to Eminem, I started with my insanity. I think you could say that Marshall Mathers raised me. I think I would have killed myself if it wasn't for my idol. I am so I am. The video can't show here, because somebody claim it. That must have been a stupid fuck since it was my video, I stood infront of the tv. People are crazy OBVIOUSLY I JUST WANTED TO SHOW THE WORLD THE BEST SONG?! And obvioysly a never me made it