Ella perfect man ❤❤❤

I mean everything about him is perfect. I feel that I had to live in hell all these years, in order to deserve my custom-made man. Zeen. Ting Criss.
He is skinner than me, I have more fat under my skin. Believe it or not. However he has way more muscle than me. Yesterday he carried me...

We was about to enter the bank to do the payment, for the house. But the guard told us we had to put on masks. So we just ignored the hole thing. The house was located near a cemetery and I don't want to live there.Plus he wanted 65000 jmd for it but we agreed on 60. That is very cheap, like half the price I pay for my apartment in Sweden.

Now we have found a house in May Pen, it's cheaper and have better standards. Plus his aunt live in the same town. She is a UN-minister and is very polite. She say that she love to hear me talking and say that I speak more Patois than her ๐Ÿ˜.

She and her daughter gave me alot of clothes yesterday. Good because I never brought many and they are Jamaicanized, so they are not warm, like Swedish clothes...
This food tasted perfect. Fried organic plantain and fish-fritters, but they never tasted alot of fish. They where wonderful, like the marvelouse organic pineapple ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

I have held a chicken ๐Ÿ˜€. Only in Jamaica ๐Ÿฅฐ
This place is wonderful, ate at that restaurant yesterday. It's in Mandeville and server food that I eat. Most other places have chicken, curry goat, oxtail etc ๐Ÿคจ. I don't eat that, but 2007 I tried curry goat once I had been a vegetarian for two years and to me it tasted like chicken.

Matthew is in town fixing parts to the car and he both texted and called me to ask what I want to eat. Man I love Jamaica...
This I bought yesterday...
Mi a try it nuh... Di owner gave us bagga drink
OMG I just ate a wonderful vegan meal and I just have to say that they have alot MORE juices here, than in Sweden. They have juices of fruits I didn't even know existed. And the plum in Jamaica is green or yellow, in Sweden they are purple. But the Swedish cherries are dark read and taste way better then they do here. Here the cherries are green or pink and don't taste so nice. Maby they can not wait untill they are dark read, because the animals will eat it. Because that's the thing. Jamaica have alot more animals than we do in Sweden. They live in nature, by themself mostly. Much better than locking animals up like we do in Sweden!

I love Jamaica and yuh nuh dun kno I love Jamaican man. The thing is that they call women man also and I don't love them :P.
I remember his auntie telling me that she loved me, when I hugged her to thank her for the clothes. I didn't know what to respond, the second day I met her :P

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